How to fail

 'Failure' isn't like a random sinkhole that appears out of nowhere to gobble you and all your efforts up into an abyss of no return.

'Failure' behaves just like success--you have to do very specific things to achieve it.

Things like:

•sucking at your respective craft

•being late

•being inconsistent

•poor personal appearance

•poor speech

•poor rapport

If you do these things, you won't have to worry about failure, it'll be a sure thing.